peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

(via sexual-feelings)


sarahsvit-kona:

'Dandos' I ship it.

sarahsvit-kona:

'Dandos' I ship it.



exploristics:

I didn’t know one direction was in pitch perfect

exploristics:

I didn’t know one direction was in pitch perfect

(via har-rystyles)


the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.

(via explodedovariess)


lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via explodedovariess)


lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

(via sexualpies)


panicatthediscomg:

schmidtsterrr:

panicatthediscomg:

panic-exclamationpoint:

panicatthediscomg:

asjstar9:

panicatthediscomg:

OH WELL IMAGINE AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A

guava

what

(via deathcabformicrowave)


illuminotus:

my life in a song

(via joflyahleming)


Those Noises You Make
This Is Very Sexual

wrenseroticlibrary:

Those Noises You Make

Dean calls up his little brother while he’s on a hunt.

Written version here, as written by threat!anon and not by me.

SEXUALLY EXPLICIT.  Wear headphones.

No one underage was involved in the making of this audio.  All voice acting was done by me, and I am over eighteen.


osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

(via explodedovariess)